usually when i have a problem, i pray about it and hope that God can give me guidance for resolution......
Man do i feel ignored!!!!!! I have fruit flies by my sink and man are they driving me crazy! The weird thing is there is no food by the sink. I have cleaned and recleaned EVERTHING. I threw away my sponges, my dishrags, bleached the little holder at the bottom of the sink. The little MFers are just hovering around a little shelf that is above my sink. There is NO food there....i think they are just trying to get me institutionalized.
We don't have alcohol in the house so i bought some cheapie Kroger cooking wine and put that in a little bowl.....nothing. So, my daughter suggested we fill it to the brim..... Well, these little jerks just sat perched on the edge of the bowl like it's a freaking birdbath! I saw one, ONE friggin' fly in there....and get this, when i went to show my husband, IT WAS GONE! now those crazy little jerks are just toying with my emotions....
i was going nuts with them as i was doing dishes this morning, so i dumped the wine. I went and got some tape, that blue painters tape is all i had on hand. I sprinkled it with sugar, (yeah silly, i know, i dont know what else to do) and i taped it from one cabinet to the other. Hoping that these things would fly onto it and just get stuck....well....they didn't. They dissipated, but only to return later. i think the bright blue blinded them or they were like i said....screwing with my emotions!!!
i don't like guns, do not own a gun, do not believe in finding answers through violence.....
but right about now, i wish i had a gun. A gun with little itty-bitty bullets... and a little itty-bitty scope thingy on it, and i would shoot those little MFers dead..........
ok.....i am going to go calm down. This stress has probably spiked my sugar, i need to go shoot up some insulin.