Foods you love that you don't tell your foodie friends about

Tater Tots

I love Campbell's chicken noodle soup topped with Frito's corn chips. My favorite secret food, I call it the "White Trash" special: Fried bologna on white bread with American cheese (is it really cheese) and Hienz 57 sauce.

We have friends that have themed parties pretty often. It should sum up my food issues to say that the "white trash" party had my very favorite spread of foods! Every Little Debbie on the market, cheese puffs, fried bologna, fried SPAM, orange drink, all manner of Velveeta casseroles...ah, the list goes on. I left feeling fairly ill, but sure enjoyed it for that short time!

Peanut butter and sour cream on toast. OK PB on anything including a knife. (My own personal crack-can't stop once I start. Haven't had it in two and a half years.- But I want it everyday)
BBQ potato chips.
Ice cream sandwiches
Cold gooey pasta for breakfast- Michelle's Veg Ziti was knee-buckling good.

The "Mom Burger"- Fry ground chuck in a pattie. Take from skillet dripping grease. Put on 2 slices of Rainbo white bread and smash down until the grease soaks the bread. Better? Do that with a slice of Velveeta on it.

Vienna sausage toothpicked with a bermuda onion, hot bread and butter pickle and a whole pickled garlic clove. That combo will help you drive all night!

Tater Tots

Oh lord, how could I have forgotten tater tots.... It makes me happy just thinking about them. And another thing I'm afeard to admit.... Sonic. They make great tater tots.... Or anyway they sure do fry up a mean batch of frozen tater tots.

Tater Tots

"Tots" ROCK...how do they make a potato taste so good ?

Peanut butter, butter, and onion sandwiches. (I'm fighting a compulsion to try pb and sour cream right this minute) Lance Gold-N-Cheez crackers-had to because Nabisco quit making Tid-Bits. Saltines, kroger brand cause they're the most flaky, dipped in dill pickle juice. I'm semi off the peeps just because I couldn't find any white ones this year but did dabble with marshmallow-peep ghosts and snowmen. And, since I feel pretty anonymous here, I must admit; My name is Bethy and I am powerless over cotton candy. I have used my own children to score the pink stuff. The best I ever had was yellow. Pink is my usual. I don't do the blue kind- everybody draws a line somewhere.

....I am powerless over cotton candy. I have used my own children to score the pink stuff. The best I ever had was yellow. Pink is my usual. I don't do the blue kind- everybody draws a line somewhere.

Oy, y'all.... Jeez louise, I'm lapsing into a sugar- and fat-induced coma just reading this stuff. Tater tots.... Cotton candy.... What next?... But yeah, I finally had to draw the line at candy corn. And circus peanuts. But I'm powerless in the face of tater tots and cotton candy. And ranch doritos. Yikes.

You guys are terrible influences. Next thing you know somebody'll have us out caroling.

Flamin Hot pork rinds.

Tater Tots

Love them! You think they're good plain, try topping them with creamed chipped beef. It's the ultimate comfort food on a cold night!

I also love burnt Cheez-Its! I will dig through a box to find the more browned ones!

Shake N Bake pork chops.
Spray Cheese straight from the can. No need for crackers.

Jalepeno Chito's

or a Daddy sandwich

Lithuanian Rye Bread (toasted)
Hard Salami
Pepper Jack
Miracle whip
Touch of Grey Poupon

Rock and Roll !


GG.

I could consume a huge bag of Chili Cheese Fritos, or Funyuns in one sitting. Bacon. I will fry up extra bacon and eat it cold from the baggie. Otis Spunkmeyer's Chocolate Chip muffins (cake in a muffin wrapper) slathered in "butter" spread. Peanut Butter and jelly (or marshmallow fluff) sandwiches on Wonderbread with a cold glass of milk.

Hey, I know I'm the queen of suggesting get-togethers for HotByters that require a slide rule to align all of our schedules, but...AFTER the holidays and the recovery period - we should really get together one of those low-rent-food themed potlucks! We could all bring our favorite guilty pleasures....


C'mon, you know you want to. I can't resist the idea of all these horrible foodstuffs together in one place.

Plus, I want to see Robin eating Velveeta.