How to say "I Love You" in ten languages.

With Valentines Day right around the corner I thought I'd post this as a public service. How to say "I Love You" in 10 languages:

English: I Love You
Spanish: Te Amo
French: Je T'aime
German: Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese: Ai Shite Imasu
Italian: Ti Amo
Chinese: Wo Ai Ni
Swedish: Jag Alskar Dig
Lithuanian: As Tave Meliu
Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, Mississippi , North Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia: Nice Tits, Get in the Truck.

Similar translation with a slight local variance of..
"... now get in the FORD truck."

Of course it goes without saying that the two most common lines following "Get in the truck" are "open me a beer Sissy" and the ever popular "So do ya wanna go back to the trailer".

Steve,
You flippin' slaaaaay meee!

Here it is in Hebrew
Anee ohevet otcha (female to male)