My lucky day

This is it ... the big one.

I have just received notice that I am about to receive 11,000,000 from a lottery. All I have to do is send 180.00 for handling fees. What a deal.

Also receiving 8,300,000 and only have to send some useless information such as name of bank, account number, something called the routing number and the money is on the way.

Also another 900,000 from Nigeria because I was a victim of a scam. Hard to believe.

I may have to check my email again tomorrow. Beer for everyone as soon as the checks start rolling in.

I once had a guy from Africa contact me about an iPod that I was selling. He offered to pay me twice as much money for it if I promised him that I would vote for John McCain. I of course told him to go **** himself.