Crime Report

The crime report in the Louisville Courier-Journal can be an amusing read. Yesterday's did not disappoint:

Robberies
A man said three people jumped him as he was walking home, then kicked and punched him and knocked him unconscious. His jeans, cash and a beer were taken.

Break-Ins
1400 Block of South Third Street.
Computer, python.

[Robin Garr]

A man said three people jumped him as he was walking home, then kicked and punched him and knocked him unconscious. His jeans, cash and a beer were taken.

I sure hope that wasn't on Bardstown or Frankfort!

I nearly fell on the floor laughing about a year ago when the robbery report read that someone had had their sex toys stolen. Really?? YOu'd report that??