Needed: Responsible young man to escort my daughter.

ESSAY SECTION:  
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
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In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?
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In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?
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How did this turn out?

How did this turn out?

Ahhhhhhhh.....I was just funnin'. I thought people would get a kick out of the "application". Daughter doesn't come until the middle of March and ol' dad will be doing all the escorting.

That's a good daddy!

Responsible and young, eh?
Well, I'm disqualified on both counts.