NT Times: "Serving you tonight will be our lawyer"

It's hard to get that sarcastic inflection through the keyboard.

I wish I could find a link to the quoted Matthew Norman review. The snippets I have read look hilarious.

Here is another quote:

Lawyers at the High Court would then have to contemplate the merits - or otherwise - of Shepherds culinary offerings, such as its vinaigrette, described by Mr Norman as "an insipid feckless mayonnaise that confirmed the ancient culinary dictum, 'If you can't do it yourself, send for Mrs Hellman'."