I think the best place for fair food is...Vietnam Kitchen. Sorry. I love street vendors. The octopus guy in Queens is one of my all-time favorite foods. But giant turkey legs? Corndogs slowly congealing under the heat lamps? I'll pass.
Also, it's hard to eat with all that smoking. My favorite was two older ladies pushing an even older lady WITH AN OXYGEN TANK. All three smoking in front of a child's ride. Directly in front of a sign asking them not to smoke in the kid's area. That's got to be a healthy environment to grow up in. It did not exactly make me want to grab a funnel cake.