13 things your waiter won't tell you...

I knew I'd read that before. Did you read Waiter Rant? It was first a blog, and later a book.

i love numbers 10, 12, and 13. i have the late table curse. i always get sat 2 minutes before we lock the doors. not only me, but the whole kitchen has to stay another hour. it sucks!

Great link!

#4- I've seen guests actually tell an owner that "I am friends with the owner." It's a ploy that rarely works.
#6- My favorite overheard reply to snapping fingers "I'm sorry sir, it takes more than two fingers to make me come."

gary, what a zinger! people snap at me all the time, even after i've told them my name. wish i could reply that way. lol

Gary,