Dean Corbett wrote:Are you just trying to piss people off...
The more I equate this to the religion of Trollism (Unreformed), the more it makes sense to me.
Robert is compelled by his Trollist religion to evangelize, which in turn means that the remainder of our spaces must constantly be invaded to make his point that we've erred in our ways by insisting on living our lives in a manner that promotes individuality and non-conformity. If we would simply open our wallets and permit ourselves to be enveloped by the healing grace of Trollism, we might all happily march to the beat of the chain restaurant uniformity, one meal, indivisible, for predictability and safety for all, coast to coast.
But gee, sayeth the Magyar prophet, the lemmings they are a'queuing before the Texas Roadhouse door; surely that is a sign from above that goodness and mercy reside therein.
Whatever.
Dean, of course Robert is trying to piss people off. That's all he's capable of doing. The frightening part is that he really believes the chain blather and never grasps the irony that chains exist to feed off the limitless credulity of people ... like Robert.
Makes me wonder why we have to keep listening to it here. The only reason I don't come out in favor of banning him is that he'll whine about freedom of speech ... which he regularly abuses at the behest of the teachings of the Trollist religion.
Roger A. Baylor
Beer Director at Pints&union (New Albany)
Digital Editor at Food & Dining Magazine
New Albany, Indiana