Carla & Elliot: Thank you for the info! Now I can see that at least we haven't been breaking any specific on-the-book laws and therefore aiding and abetting our fine local dining establishments in a 14 year-long crime spree!
And Ron: Thank you for the fun reminder of Fat Cats (which begat Baja Bay which begat Judge Roy Bean's which begat Big Dave's Outpost)! And now, I'm going to leave before I offer up any more info regarding my age!