Ball park food

In Lexington they no longer have Aramark and prepare the food in house. Revolutionary concept.
http://www.kentucky.com/living/article70061257.html

[Robin Garr]

If Louisville ever decides to have a revolt against Centerplate, I've got me a pitchfork here ...

Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'étendard sanglant est levé,

And perhaps a guillotine at home plate?

[Robin Garr]

And perhaps a guillotine at home plate?

Let's not over-think this, Jon. Probably just the stocks and pillory at first ...