Well, like a fool, I did crack into my bottle of Alpha Kong I had at home last night. My wife did not care for it, so all 21 or so ounces left were up to me.
Needless to say, I was in no shape last night to type my results. I woke up at 4 in the morning crashed on the couch in my basement.... all I can say is that it takes a hell of a beer to knock me out like that!