True Story:
I too have been booted! I can make people laugh 'til they cry telling the story in person...writing doesn't do it justice...
The short version...We went to the buffet on the corner of New Circle and Richmond road in Lexington (in the mid 90s). We were all UK athletes and had a pretty serious appetites (the group of us was trying to keep our weight up...something I have seemed to have mastered later in life). Anyway, there was probably six or seven of us. At some point towards the end of the meal (as I remember most of us were finished) out of no where:
"No excuses! You Pay now! You must leave!" At first I figured he was miffed because one of the guys was trying to pick up his cute (but somewhat young) daughter that always waited on us (we later figured that she had been hiding all of our dirty plates on previous visits so the boss/father wouldn't know how much we ate).
"No excuses!" "You must pay!" Now! No more chew!"
My buddy, who was some sort of cross between Belushi's character in Animal House and William "Refrigerator" Perry was, of course, still eating. I'll give this 5 foot tall 100 lb. manager/owner/dad credit...without missing a beat he reached down in front of my buddy and snatched his plate right out from under him (I'd steal apiece of meat from a lion's mouth before I attempted this).
"No More!"
"Oh wait, I'm not quite done with that!" He said a surprisingly friendly tone. At this point a tug of war ensues that results in food everywhere. "No problem, I'll just fix another plate".
Now, much to the delight of all of us and the rest of the restaurant, "Bluto" proceeds to the buffet and begins fixing another plate at which time he is attacked by the entire Chinese Army. He didn't flinch...As I remember it, he got out of there with some of that curdled pizza, and a few chicken wings he managed to stuff in his pocket with people hanging off his arms.
I must say the check-out at the register was a little awkward after that!