Server Snark NSFW and hilarious this week ...

[Robin Garr]

Kitchenette's server snark is distinctly NSFW and a bit past PG-13 this week. It's also hilarious, with an overarching message that people who care about restaurants should take to heart.

Restaurant Customers Whose Order Came With a Side of Revenge

I like the snarky sever stories, but I have to say I hate any story that involves adulterating food, no matter how much of a bitchy guest a bitch guest is. I've never worked anywhere where I've ever seen a single cook or server adulterating food, i.e. bodily fluids or dropping food on the floor on purpose. Professional cooks and servers don't do that, EVER. No matter what. I just hate the idea that folks might be persuaded to think this goes on all the time in response to minor or even major annoyances from clients. It really just doesn't go on, at all, unless it's in the most irresponsible/unprofessional kitchens.

We don't do that. Sleep easy. We just don't. Just wouldn't. Couldn't possibly. Know this.

[Robin Garr]

Thank you Marsha.

Robin lost all credibility, in my opinion, deeming this as "hilarious".

I would hope a critic would respect customers as opposed to being so far up the restaurant/wait staff's ass.

Strike two!

Ball one from me.

I don't think food adulteration is very funny either. But I bet it happens all the time. Sticking it to the man is part of the zeitgeist, not professionalism or self respect.

Now, high fives all around for sneaking out that snot burger!

[Robin Garr]

Ball one from me.

"I don't think he comes from around here. He doesn't know our ways."