How to launch a hipster restaurant

[Robin Garr]

This is hilarious.

How To Launch A Hipster Restaurant. A Simple Guide

....With just a little bit of tweaking (as opposed to tweeting) and word smith-ing, I could turn this into "How to Launch a Biker Bar"...or "How to Launch a Hillbilly Bar" (side note: which for some unexplainable reason seem to be one and the same here in Kin-tucky more often than not)

Careful, Robin, remember, Hipsters are a protected class around these parts. I took a beating for even invoking their name once.

(your image there is spot-on, however)

Definition of a "Hipster":
Someone who makes fun of hipsters.

[Robin Garr]

Definition of a "Hipster":
Someone who makes fun of hipsters.

And does it ironically.

I was making fun of hipsters before it was cool...