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Derby Safety Education 101: Bourbon

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Derby Safety Education 101: Bourbon

by Ed Vermillion » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:28 pm

First posted April 29, 2009.......Knowledge never ages......Happy Derby to all!

Please pass on to your friends and family from out of town or recently re-located new folks:

Attention: Please do not think that by walking on the hallowed soil of Kentucky that you automatically can start swilling bourbon with no repercussions. It has taken many of us a lifetime of study on how to responsibly imbibe the water of life. Many of us are still trying to master the complexity of this fine birthright and in many cases have failed. We begin a season anew with a well earned respectfulness borne of a lifetime of experience.

In its many variants it is as subtle as rain on a tin roof; slowly hypnotizing in its languid countenance, beguiling the unwary in to a false sense of control. The mellow mash glow infusing every limb, every insight a clarity of bonhomie. The tipping point is reached without any warning. Desperate the reckless abandon that follows. A personal treasure trove of kaleidoscopic memories are guaranteed the unwary.

Please respect the mash, as its initiates are legion but its masters are few.
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Re: Derby Safety Education 101: Bourbon

by Robin Garr » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:29 pm

Excellent, Ed, on so many levels! :mrgreen:
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Re: Derby Safety Education 101: Bourbon

by Mark R. » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:07 pm

+1 As Robin said it's a great post in so many ways!
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Re: Derby Safety Education 101: Bourbon

by Jason G » Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:27 am

Wait...people learn to drink bourbon responsibly??

I followed the quit-or-get-divorced route. :lol:
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Re: Derby Safety Education 101: Bourbon

by Jeff Cavanaugh » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:41 am

Which route did you choose, Jason? :wink:
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Re: Derby Safety Education 101: Bourbon

by Jason G » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:34 pm

Still married. :(
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Re: Derby Safety Education 101: Bourbon

by Jon K » Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:24 pm

A very valuable public service announcement.

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