Chef kills wife and cooks remains

Gruesome.... I wonder if he added any mirepoix to the water to hide the smell ?
http://abcnews.go.com/US/chef-killed-wife-cooked-days-disposed-remains/story?id=17268949

wouldn't that make him a Sue Chef?

That's what she gets for being saucy.

[Robin Garr]

Gives new meaning to the classic French dish "Croque Madame."

Gives new meaning to the classic French dish "Croque Madame."

That's really warped, Robin- I like it!

Two Cannibals were having lunch and one of them says, hey your wife really makes good soup ! The other one say, yeah I sure am going to miss her.

A couple of cannibals were eating a comedian and one of them said, "Something taste funny to you?".

One cannibal was complaining about a stomach ache to another cannibal who said " what kind of guy did you eat ?"
The first cannibal said " you know one of those guys in the brown robes with that bald patch shaved into the top of his head"
The second cannibal says" So how did you fix him?'
The first cannbial says " I boiled him"
The second cannibal says "well no wonder you're sick, you boiled a frier".

Thats all folks...

Cannot wait to see the entries under the "What's Cooking!" thread.
Anyone we know?

This about the best barbecue I ever ate!

A bear walked into a bar one hot summers day and asked the man behind the bar for a beer.

The bar tender told the bear that they don't serve bear's at this bar.

The bear said that he was tired and thirsty and not in a good mood so if he didn't get a beer he would eat one of his patrons.

The bartender refused so the bear ate this beautiful blond in the corner and walked back to the bar and said that if he didn't get a beer he'd eat another patron.

The bar tender told him that they never serve drug addicts in this bar.

The bear says "Drug addict?... What are you talking about?" The bartender says "That was a bar-bitch-you-ate.

Needs more Snaredrum !

Did he serve it with some Fava beans and a nice chianti?

Hear the one about the cannibal that ate his mother in law?
She disagreed with him.

I just woke my neighbors from laughing so loud.

Gives new meaning to the classic French dish "Croque Madame."

Can't resist. 2 cannibals are eating a guy. First one started at the head, second, the feet. First one asks, "how you doin", second answers, "I'm havin a ball". First screams,"slow down, you're eating too fast!!