Worst review evah?

I've been hanging out in South Florida this week, and came across this review in my complimentary newspaper this morning.

I thought the forumites might enjoy the experience of a truly abysmal restaurant review.

[Robin Garr]

EEEUUUUWWWW!!

That's beyond sloppy and very dangerous, but then again, if a steakhouse offers steak sauce, suspect the quality of their beef from the get-go. A well seasoned, excellent cut of beef needs no help.

From the topic I thought you meant the most poorly written review.

That was the most damning review of a restaurant I have ever read. Strangely I can believe it happened in Florida. I have had challenging meals there too many times. I always thought they believed it was mostly tourist traffic that wouldn't be back anyway - therefore little attention to... anything.

Just a two word review....S&$T Sandwich....

I was almost afraid to click on the next page button at the bottom, but fortunately it only contained the quick facts at a glance box info included with the review in printed form.