It's not glamorous, but you're welcome to come join my familly...
50+ deep, normal familly food (I don't cook,) lots of catching up with rarely spoken-to familly members. We even run alcohol-free.
Nonetheless, the hugs are free, the laughs- often, the stories- well, storied.
I don't think it would be anything you'd really feel comfortable with, or I'd have already invited you.

PS. Not so happy about the pot-shot towards the forumites, Heather, you're wearing me out with this behavior.