I begin to feel as if I'm an innocent bystander at the charge of the light brigade whenever the chain wars are revived. But hey, if we're going to start interpolating poetry, cool!
Anyway, that's not why I'm piping up here....
David, you might check out Go Daddy for your web site. Once I got all the damned stuff plugged in and up and running, it's easy maintenance and I'm thinking it'll allow you more to work with than you currently have.
http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/default.asp
And for illustrative purposes and shameless self promotion, see the link below to my web site: