For some entertaining non-professional reviews of new foods, go to:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood/
Here's one excerpt:
The 4-Alarm Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Wendy's
Submitted by Peter Scott Bartsch
Apparently, Wendy entered into a partnership, or perhaps just a one-time joint venture, with Satan and Ra, the sun god. This sandwich's ingredients must have been harvested in hell (presumably by Satan's minions, whose very fingertips shoot flames) and then sent directly to Ra's headquarters, where he plunged the ingredients into the center of the sun for final processing.
I love some of the descriptions of just how bad some of the foods are: A homemade Beer- "Charcoal, of course, was the dominant flavor, with a follow-up of beef and pork. There were hints of chicken and burnt kabob vegetables, especially sugary onions " and Sweetened Papaya Spears- "The Don Post werewolf mask I played with in childhood tastes better than this"....
Enjoy,
Deb