Curmudgeon's Lunch

The "ette" part would no doubt require public attire few of you would be comfortable wearing (then again). Might I suggest a "Ladies Auxillary" instead.

Sounds like you guys had a great time today! But, Stevie, I think you have wwaaayy underestimated the Curmedgeonette's--you never know what is under our aprons and we are gaining in numbers!!! No "Ladies Auxillary" for us (sounds like a Sewing Circle!) You guys better keep an eye out!!!

You guys didn't f@rt nearly as much as everyone said you do.

I guess you have to expect that from a bunch of ol' f@rts

My best estimate is that we had -approximately- 450 years of experience around that table today. To our credit we were not the oldest group in the restaurant...and not to pull our own chain -too- much but we didn't grumble once about the small children at the next table Of course they were as quiet as little mice...I think it was because Ed was snarling and making mean faces at them whenever their parents weren't looking.

[Robin Garr]

... if I had been able to attend!

We missed you, Bill. On the other hand, we drank your beer.

This was voted "Best New Product" by those present. Robin in particular was fascinated with the technological possibilities. Watch for him at a restaurant near you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvu2QPQL ... r_embedded

What was old is new again? I bet Kodak would love to have this takeoff!

Alas, no more Kodachrome film to load it with.