Shawn Vest
Foodie
966
Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:10 pm
850 main street, charlestown, indiana
Roger A. Baylor wrote:Off topic, but I'm taking advantage of the holiday to finalize plans for my Wizard of Oz themed eatery, with 765 outlets coast to coast by the year 2010 and gift cards in every corner stop 'n' rob to follow. All I have so far is the song crooned to every customer by the Scarecrow/greeter, to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain."
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my belly, I'd be scratchin'
While my hunger’s busy hatchin'
If I only had a chain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
Nothing’s individ'le
It’s all ‘bout franchise gain
When the crowds come a throngin'
You could be another Longhorn,
If you only had a chain.
Oh, I could tell you why
Red Lobster’s not near the shore,
I could invest where I never been before
And then I'd sit and eat some more.
I’d be a Starbucks muffin
My head like Boston Market stuffin'
Those Chili’s apps – just insane
I would dance the Baconator
Life a low common denominator
If I only had a chain!
Matthew Landan
Foodie
519
Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:17 pm
331 East Market Street
robert szappanos wrote:Guess the volume of customers was not as good as a chain to make money...
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