Best DWI Story ever...
When I lived in MN I used to work with a guy named Ratfield...We called him "Rat" for short. So one fall afternoon Rat gets off work and decides he's going to South Dakota to go pheasant hunting. So he goes home and grabs his shotguns and a bunch of ammo and starts out of town. Passing by the local watering hole he sees his friends car parked out front and decides to stop and have a drink or two before hitting the road. Well one drink turned into quite a few, the end result being that he decided to postpone hunting until the next day...That evening, on his way home from the bar, Rat gets pulled over and pegs the blow-o-meter at around .20+. So they confiscate his shotguns, tow his car and haul him off to jail, where an hour or so later his girlfriend posts his bail and carts him off to the house.
Segue about 6 hours after getting out of the Hoosegow...Rat gets up and decides it's time to go hunting. So his girlfriend takes him over to the impound lot, he bails his car out and drives over to the local cop shop to reclaim his guns. He walks in just as the cop who arrested him about 7 hours before is getting off work. The cop says "How'd you get here Rat" (They were on a first name basis you know) to which Rat replies "I drove". So they pull him back into the jail, give him another breath test and this time he blows .09. Rat didn't get to go hunting that day either...Only feller I know who ever knew who got two "Du-ees" on one drunk. Hellva guy.