OMG, it might snow or freeze!

Rain/Snow/Ice on Friday....Girdeth up thy loins.

.......Girdeth up thy loins.

Is that legal in Kentucky?

Not since the 40's...

[Robin Garr]

.......Girdeth up thy loins.

Is that legal in Kentucky?

Only if you have two men with torches marching in front of your buggy while you do it.

OK...well how about Keep Calm and Carry a Shovel.

[Robin Garr]

OK...well how about Keep Calm and Carry a Shovel.

OMG! Now we all gotta go to Kroger and buy shovels, or we're all going to diiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!

Girdith up thy pork loin. With twine and prunes.

A little off topic, but...

Whenever snow is imminent and you geezers are scrambling for milk and bread... the rest of us are combing Wal-Marts and Targets for sleds.

You seriously can't find a sled in this town even in the dead of winter. Of course I only notice this once every three years when there's enough snow to warrant a search, but someone should get on this.

[Robin Garr]

geezers are scrambling for milk and bread...

I thought the milk-and-bread runs were done by young families with small kids, though. Geezers generally run for Metamucil and stuff.

OK....so check it. Here's the lead paragraph from a CJ article written by some sissy named Mark Boxely.

"A storm that could dump as much as an inch of snow and sleet on Louisville is expected to hit the city Friday, the National Weather Service said."

Did he -really- use the words "dump" and "an inch of snow" in the same sentence ? I'm pulling this guys man card right now.

OK....so check it. Here's the lead paragraph from a CJ article written by some sissy named Mark Boxely.

"A storm that could dump as much as an inch of snow and sleet on Louisville is expected to hit the city Friday, the National Weather Service said."

Did he -really- use the words "dump" and "an inch of snow" in the same sentence ? I'm pulling this guys man card right now.

That's tame. The morning baffoon on WDRB actaully said "Kentuckiana would be crushed". CRUSHED???

[Robin Garr]

Did he -really- use the words "dump" and "an inch of snow" in the same sentence ? I'm pulling this guys man card right now.

Maybe he meant to say he plans to take a dump in an inch of snow? That would be kind of mannish, in a weird way.

Did he -really- use the words "dump" and "an inch of snow" in the same sentence ? I'm pulling this guys man card right now.

Maybe he meant to say he plans to take a dump in an inch of snow? That would be kind of mannish, in a weird way.

Mannish ONLY if one were (say) out deer hunting in northern Minnesota and were a mile from the cabin and it was 5 below zero and there was a foot of snow on the ground....

That's tame. The morning baffoon on WDRB actaully said "Kentuckiana would be crushed". CRUSHED???

Interestingly...for me anyway...I had a friend who, in the process of climbing the career ladder, worked the news department at all three major television networks in Minneapolis. He used to share with us some hilarious stories about new station and news managers who moved to Minneapolis after spending their entire lives in warm/er climates.

the rest of us are combing Wal-Marts and Targets for sleds.

You seriously can't find a sled in this town even in the dead of winter. Of course I only notice this once every three years when there's enough snow to warrant a search, but someone should get on this.

try St. Mathews hardware and//or the hardware store on Frankfort Ave - -they've got'em in the window!