by RichardM » Sun May 26, 2013 3:53 pm
Generally, for the most part, usually and any other phrases or words I can use, when Suzi and I go out the service is good to above average. There are things that sometimes are lacking.
For instance today we slipped out for brunch about 1230. We went to the Bardstown Rd., North End Cafè. The food was as always wonderful. Their Corned Beef Hash is one of the best in Louisville and the cook who fixed my eggs knew what MEDIUM meant. Then we hit minor things: I got coffee to drink and the server brought it to the table in a reasonable amount of time, sans spoon. There was a plastic stir stick in it and she pointed to the warm cream-like substance on the table. I drink my coffee straight up so no big thing. Oh Wait. It was hot so I wanted to drop a couple ice cubes from my water in it. I opened my napkin and knife and fork present, no spoon. What gives? College kids steal all the spoons?
If'n you don't want to put a spoon out with each table setting I can understand that. But, really, a cuppa joe and no spoon?
Then the real snag. WE took our time to order, and was what we wanted as we were discussing a couple projects. Our order arrived at the table delivered by a food runner, who turned and walked away with nary a word. She got about six steps before my "Miss" got her to turn back. I asked if she could get me some more coffee. She smiled and indicated yes. It had been well over 10 minutes since my first cup arrived and I swear there was a hole in that cup because 7/8 of it was gone.
I proceeded to butter my muffins, move my hash and eggs around, cut up my eggs, and our waitress came to the table to ask if everything was ok. Well food looks great but could I get some coffee please?
I had eaten one half a muffin and associated egg and hash before she returned to fill my cup.
We ate and were talking when the waitress came over to clean our dishes and ask if we wanted anything else. I asked for a refill on my coffee and she was back with it rather quickly. When we settled up the bill the waitress wanted to know if I would like to have a cup of coffee to go. I declined.
My question about Missing Servers is: I have to ask to get my drink refilled? Seriously, I don't think a table should ever have to ask to get a drink refilled except for alcohol. Coffee, tea, water, soft drinks and whatever else you serve for a flat fee should be filled as needed. I customer really should NEVER have to ask to have it filled up. That is of course an opinion and like noses everybody has one.
And as a final note I will invoke my laziness rage against serving toast or toasted muffins with out it being buttered in the back. That is the epitome laziness. I don't want to hear about most diners are watching what they eat and don't want their toast buttered. If they don't they'll order dry toast or ask. I knew already and even if I didn't know from previous visits the bowl of BUTTER on the table was a hint that my toasted muffins were coming out dry. OK, I turn off my laziness rage.
Am I too picky? Just plain wrong?
Richard Lord Meadows, Earl of Vienna, Marquess of Morgantown and Westover, Baronet of Parkersburg, and West Virginia’s Ambassador to the Portland Neighborhood.