Curmudgeon's Lunch

[Robin Garr]

Wait..should those of us with small children come to the same restaurant and sit at surrounding tables and pinch our kids and/or tell them that Santa doesn't exist while you eat?

GREAT idea! Open up new horizons for everybody!

We need 90 more years, give or take.

Tomorrow is no good. Next Friday is great though.

Same here. I assumed Stevie meant next Friday.

Yep...Friday, Sept 24th. What say we do a Clint Eastwood lunch...High Noon.

We need 90 more years, give or take.

OK...so that's 2 @ 45 or one really really old guy.

OK...So I've got this (I think) brilliant idea...how about some of us Curmudgeon's get together and do lunch. Kinda like the ladies getting together and having tea...only it'll be guys and beer. (Yes Mr. Head, if you are reading this you ARE now officially a Curmudgeon) Participants should be over 45 and must be (more or less) ornery and opinionated. Any takers ?

Uhh...that's Dr. Head to you my friend and I'll be there. Add 50 to your total.

OK...So I've got this (I think) brilliant idea...how about some of us Curmudgeon's get together and do lunch. Kinda like the ladies getting together and having tea...only it'll be guys and beer. (Yes Mr. Head, if you are reading this you ARE now officially a Curmudgeon) Participants should be over 45 and must be (more or less) ornery and opinionated. Any takers ?

Uhh...that's Dr. Head to you my friend and I'll be there. Add 50 to your total.

Alright, one minimum age 45er would put us over for the first meeting.

OK...So I've got this (I think) brilliant idea...how about some of us Curmudgeon's get together and do lunch. Kinda like the ladies getting together and having tea...only it'll be guys and beer. (Yes Mr. Head, if you are reading this you ARE now officially a Curmudgeon) Participants should be over 45 and must be (more or less) ornery and opinionated. Any takers ?

Uhh...that's Dr. Head to you my friend and I'll be there. Add 50 to your total.

MOST Excellent my Doctor Friend.

Just curious...What is everyone wearing ? What are the hot colors this season...what IS the season? Is it fall or still summer? Should I go with my black socks and brown Wingtips or would sandals and Bermuda shorts be more apropos ? Decisions. Decisions.

You can throw in 72 for me. Just make sure that the place has a good draft beer selection, forget the food.

Just curious...What is everyone wearing ? What are the hot colors this season...what IS the season? Is it fall or still summer? Should I go with my black socks and brown Wingtips or would sandals and Bermuda shorts be more apropos ? Decisions. Decisions.

If you go with sandals be sure to wear socks. I know it's after Labor Day, but please wear your white belt with the Bermuda shorts.

I'll be in uniform; woodlawn camo bdu cut offs with od green "These machines" t-shirt. Footware TBD

Consarn it! Add in a cranky 51 year old geezer to this gathering.
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Put me on the list. Promise me we'll bitch about alot of different things.

Put me on the list. Promise me we'll bitch about alot of different things.

Get off my lawn dammit.

What does a group of old guys having lunch together smell like...........Depends.

Funniest thread ever! Hope you old farts have a blast!