Once upon a time I was in attendance at the Great American Beer Festival, and while I cannot remember the name of the brewery, the beer's monicker was unforgettable: Anthracite Porter.
Hmm, I thought -- nice imagery; black coal, black ale ... sounds like fun.
I asked for a sample. Unfortunately, it tasted rather more like coal-flavored beer than Porter. In fact, it was fairly wretched, perhaps second only to Pyongyang Beer from North Korea in my accounting of truly awful commercial beers swallowed in my lifetime.
My advice: By all means, bake pizza with it, but please don't commission a beer by that name. The flashbacks have never really ceased.

Roger A. Baylor
Beer Director at Pints&union (New Albany)
Digital Editor at Food & Dining Magazine
New Albany, Indiana