Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada. (aka The Great Frozen North)
Two summers ago I decided to travel up to the great frozen north to escape the harsh embrace of my mother star. Those of you who read the All About Louisville forum already know that my skin has an unhealthy pallor, and although the days are longer when you're next to the Arctic Circle, the UV exposure is significantly less.
As you all are probably aware, the Inuit natives of Canada traditionally consumed a large amount of their calories in the form of whale blubber (which they refer to as muktuk), and I wanted to recreate the experience as authentically as possible. I wouldn't be satisfied with any old McMuktuk from the golden arches (McD's actually serves McFalafel in Israel), so I went straight to the source.
A small village north of Iqaluit in an Inuit reserve tries to live by the 'old ways' as much as possible. Thankfully, summer is traditionally the season for hunting and they agreed to let me come along on a hunt. Donning a traditional Nootka whaling hat, I set out with them in a small and somewhat unsteady craft. I'll save you the actual details, but needless to say our small fleet returned to shore with more than enough muktuk. The best way to describe the experience of consuming it is simply to say 'chewy.' It had a slightly salty and fishy flavor overall, and had an oily sort of 'melt in your mouth' quality to it. Nevertheless, 'chewy' overwhelms all other sensations.
Later that summer I also had the chance to set out with some furriers. While everyone criticizes 'baby seal clubbing,' the hakapik (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakapik) really is a fairly humane tool in the right hands. Science has shown that a single blow to the head with the hammer side (the pick side is used for hauling carcasses out of the water) will crush the skull and kill them instantly. With a rifle, you run the risk of wounding them and having them flee to the water to die slowly and painfully.
Coincidentally, seal is delicious.
Although its not the best food I ever had, my gastronomic escapades in the great white north were definitely my most memorable. I returned to the States in August with skin as white as the northern snow and a nice layer of blubber of my own to help fend off those cold KY winters.
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."--J.R.R. Tolkien