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Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Barbara A » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:25 pm

I am making a confession here that I know may be forgiven but I will keep committing the sin. I par boil my ribs before lying them gently on the grill to gain the caramelization of a wet sauce they so richly deserve. I actually choose to suggest that giving them a bath of flavors before their ultimate forfeit is a more kind way to look at this...this heinous act of carnivorous treachery. With onions, garlic and peppercorns they happily spend their time in a jacuzzi of delight.

I have spent time with smokers and now better appreciate the fine quality and knowledge of their work and sacrifice for the bone gnawing goodness they construct. I can say that the end lusciousness of their labor produces eye rolling mouth ecstasy that my humble fabrication cannot duplicate nor would I try. I am a boiler. I am a boiler. I cannot see it another way.

Happily in the lap of a Texicans chair, or wiping the smoke induced tear streaked face of gratitude and delight while I ingest every last iota of flavor from a well created meal of ribs or brisket leaves me the impossible question of which really is best. The camp is divided and I will always accept every new nuance and flavor I am offered. However for my own back yard I must adhere to Dorothy’s rule and say, “There is no place like home.”
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Mark R. » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:13 pm

So you are the one that the local Tony Roma's used in their lawsuit to allow the local franchise to keep par boiling their ribs! :lol:
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Steve P » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:17 pm

Barbara A wrote: I am a boiler. I am a boiler.”


The first step to solving any substance issue is admitting that you have a substance issue. I wish you the very best in the recovery process. :wink:
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Barbara A » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:08 pm

Mark R. wrote:So you are the one that the local Tony Roma's used in their lawsuit to allow the local franchise to keep par boiling their ribs! :lol:


Not me and my friends Dewey, Cheatum and Howe tell me I don't have to say a word.
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Barbara A wrote: I am a boiler. I am a boiler.”


The first step to solving any substance issue is admitting that you have a substance issue. I wish you the very best in the recovery process. :wink:


And to Steve P. will you be my sponsor?
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Steve P » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:32 pm

12 steps to recovery. 12 ribs in a rack. Coincidence ? I think not.

Of course I will be your sponsor...It's been a long time since I had to sponsor an <eh-hem> "Boiler" though, so it's gonna take a bit of work. A good place to begin is on the spiritual side of things. Perhaps you have a quiet place in your house to build a small Pork Alter ? Lighting a candle for each rib in a rack every day and mumbling a few "Hail Piggies" ought to get the recovery process rolling.
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Barbara A » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:02 pm

Perhaps an ode to the other white meat. I could turn the fireplace into a spit I guess if you think that would help. Burn some fruit wood to the smoking gods and all in all boil no more?

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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Rick Boman » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:08 pm

What about slow cooking in liquid. Like 6 hours in a pan with wet marinade-3 cups for 6 racks. Wrapped to steam. Is that rib abuse or not. I am curious. I know the processes of many a rib place, that are local favorites. This process is looked down upon by grillmasters, but where is the line drawn on what is par-boiling and what is acceptable? Just curious.
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by David R. Pierce » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:25 pm

Steve P wrote:12 steps to recovery. 12 ribs in a rack. Coincidence ? I think not.

Of course I will be your sponsor...It's been a long time since I had to sponsor an <eh-hem> "Boiler" though, so it's gonna take a bit of work. A good place to begin is on the spiritual side of things. Perhaps you have a quiet place in your house to build a small Pork Alter ? Lighting a candle for each rib in a rack every day and mumbling a few "Hail Piggies" ought to get the recovery process rolling.

24 beers to a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by David Clancy » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:32 pm

David R. Pierce wrote:
Steve P wrote:12 steps to recovery. 12 ribs in a rack. Coincidence ? I think not.

Of course I will be your sponsor...It's been a long time since I had to sponsor an <eh-hem> "Boiler" though, so it's gonna take a bit of work. A good place to begin is on the spiritual side of things. Perhaps you have a quiet place in your house to build a small Pork Alter ? Lighting a candle for each rib in a rack every day and mumbling a few "Hail Piggies" ought to get the recovery process rolling.

24 beers to a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?
Nope....just good fortune!
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by RonnieD » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:16 am

anything other than dry rub is rib abuse and should be punishable by law. What is this horrid sounding "wet sauce" someone mentioned? *shudder*

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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Mark Albert » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:42 am

sear @ridiculously high temps
slow it down 'till ready to eat
slow.........
braising should B taught 101
mmmmmmmm
must I repeat..
mmmmmmmmmmm
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by Gary Z » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:49 am

A while back, I was a kitchen manager for Tumbleweed. This was around the time they were trying to change their image from purely mexican to "grilled" food. All I can say is that the ribs we featured came to us from the commissary, pre-cooked and vacuum packed.

Remove from box,
Place into steam well,
Remove from plastic,
Lay on grill for 2 minutes per side,
Serve.

Yep.
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Barbara A » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:53 am

:shock:
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by John Greenup » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:30 am

As a kid, Mom always boiled ribs before we set them upon the grille....and once they were basted and BBQ'd, I would match them against anything I taste today around town--they were great.
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Re: Confession of a Rib Boiler

by Dan Thomas » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:42 am

Well, I guess I have been guilty of at least using the wonderful C-VAP technology from local manufacturer Winston Industries. At the club, I used to par cook ribs to about 3/4 done and then finished them on a heavy smoking grill. I think they were pretty good, but not as good as taking the effort to slow smoke 'em for 4-6 hrs.
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