Allison, I will promise you that I am trying not to be offended by your words but it isn't easily accomplished. I would like to ask you one thing - how long exactly have you lived in
Memphis?
Beale Street is a United States national historic landmark. Whereas that is certainly a tourist draw, the draw is to the history and not the perceived neon and glitter one who did not literally grow up on its streets may not be fully aware of. On the other hand, Graceland is primarily for tourists. 4th Street Live in Louisville is primarily for tourists. Beale Street originated in 1841 and is regarded in history as an icon of progression and power for both the African American community and the blues. Auto Zone Park and the FedEx Forum are for today's Memphians. Yes, when one is traveling and visiting
Memphis, going to a game at one of these arenas is an added bonus. However, even though they are both located in the Peabody Place and Beale Street area, we do not feel this is what makes Beale Street a tourist draw. We want you to visit our city to learn of the tremendous history, eat real honest barbeque and hear the blues from whence they came, along with much much else.
Also, diversity of choice in local establishments so far outweighs that of Louisville that it is slightly comical someone would mention otherwise. The assortment and variety of selection in all forms of ethnic cuisines available in
Memphis is highly abundant. Eating out two to three times a week is commendable but to honestly begin to tap the vein of what all is truly within reach, you're going to have to step it up a notch. And include all meals - breakfast, lunch, apps, dinner and the most important 'I-need-true-Cajun-and-ice-cold-beer' meal that carries you on through the night and winds you up at The Arcade for breakfast just so you can start the cycle all over again. And ask everyone you meet what their favorite restaurant is. Memphians by nature are mostly friendly and pretty talkative and will oblige, especially when it comes to food. They'll tell you what's really up. Move beyond downtown. Venture into some areas that may not seem so promising, like Orange Mound. Try some barbeque at Payne's. Notice the windows and doors have bars along with the bank teller's window you pay for and receive your food through and get a taste of
Memphis' culture. Acknowledge the life of those who patronize that establishment on a daily basis. Duck for drive-bys. Head over to the Overton Park area and eat authentic Texican at Lupe and Bea's. She's probably still in the same white eyelet smock blouse and he's still flirting it up with the guests. Eat the octopus. It's the dish. Drive out to the East End and eat at Erling Jensen's. My passion for carbonara was created by this man, rivaled only by my passion for his in-house cured olives. Go to the Belmont and eat the wings.
Memphis Pizza Cafe. Period. Introduce yourself to Alex Grisanti at Grisanti & Sons. His family is legendary in the
Memphis restaurant scene. What about Young Avenue Deli (which isn't even really a deli at all)? Have you yet eaten at The Cupboard? The buttermilk biscuits at Brother Juniper's College Inn are worth the time we all have spent standing in the in rain waiting in line outside the door for anyone to relieve even one chair so we could make one step closer to this symbol of breakfast nirvana on Walker Avenue. Just for you, Brett Davis, they have REAL hash browns there.

What about Dyer's? Now that cast iron skillet full of many year's old hamburger grease - THAT'S a tourist attraction!
And I'm sorry the streets you are riding on are so bad. I was actually a competitive triathlete, married to a pro triathlete, when I last lived in
Memphis. We spent years running and cycling on the city streets while training and found plenty of smooth riding. I have friends who ride there still. Check out Shelby Forest and the area around Walnut Grove Lake. It's a few miles to get out to the lake but Union Avenue which becomes Walnut Grove Road has so much to see it makes it worth it. Union is just fun to ride! Just keep the whole right lane to yourself. It's a tiny one anyway and we locals always hated it.
By the way, my parents first date was at the Peabody nearly 50 years ago. I have the menu mounted and framed and hanging in my kitchen. Lobster was $2.00 and American Cheese was 30 cents. The menu cover is a painting of African American women dressed in white cotton smock dresses picking cotton and titled "Typical Scene Down in Dixie". It's something to see.
Anyway, good luck as you continue to venture deeper as there are many layers yet for you to unfold in your discovery of the real
Memphis. Like Ron, I'm a little jealous of your adventure. I haven't been there in 5 whole months. I'm jonesing bad.